Merry Christmas Crazies, sorry i took so long

Merry Christmas Crazies

You have files waiting to be tagged

Pipe ready to be blagged

Rain makes music rat a tat in you’re mind

Trying hard to sell cakes, that say you are kind

What grand emotion brought forth the cry of desperate men upon the redemption rock

Was no one in pursuit of lustful greed and or serial bloodlust.

Did not you blunt your last sword cutting free the emanating sound from your mind screams.

Why when we are at last finding a stable educated near perfect persona do you lie.

Created in bits and Bobs and he never noticed they were gone.

No matter what is said today tomorrow never comes any better or worse.

So if after all that you like poetry world less sprinkled

Remember what it was like when first your nose wrinkled

Well lets all hold our favourite thoughts and run

Take the first step towards having your own musk

A scent brought to you from Santa’s reindeer

Or would you rather sharpen an Elephant tusk

Remember last time you were spontaneous it took all we had to put out the flames

And I burnt my new leather coat

Well it was not really mine I borrowed it at our favourite night club

And wasn’t that comedian course

Yes I saw mother with the scrubbing brush but who left the cleaners room unattended.

The office….

Ok lets all be serious now and take your left leg out your trousers and think square

Yes Robert I know we done square last time but the triangle is always to dangerous at this time of year.

No John I know we are nowhere near Bermuda but one can’t be to careful.

Now who has seen those ridiculous scenes at M@S’s good grief.

Women’s knickers all over the shop and the ladies stuck outside fighting as the men struggled to reach the fitting rooms.

What is our country becoming real men just don’t do this do they?

Surely we can control this with some kind of law made from our Too haste book

George you would have been calling for these measures if we took your tie out of your mouth I know it.

Has anybody got a sandwich I can never get that bloody ball out of sand traps.

Of course we call them bunkers as well but not so much now after Albert.

No now is not the time for Albert to be raised it was voted and that’s how it stays.

Anyway the gravediggers are on strike and my back is still sore from the burial.

Why has no one shut that bloody door do we want the world to hear no…. thump…

Another day another buck as they say no not uncle Buck just a buck or is it a dollar.

Never mind and stop picking your toes at the table.

While were on the subject what is happening with our new hygiene initiative.

Cleaner people cleaner minds that’s what I say.

And once and for all Charles would you stay out of those sauna shops.

Oh I know there not called shops but when opportunity knockers are available does he care.

Look he’s salivating while we speak about it.

Salivating is a word I read I’ll have you know it was one of those books you ?

Ok where were we yes hygiene and don’t you just love our new advertising campaign.

And cheap as chips that lot okay who doesn’t have a few teething problems.

Yes she was quite elderly but that still was unfortunate seeing that jar at her side.

And was she not correct were they not whiter in three minutes.

What yes I did pick her up later at the bus stop it was wet and she had no umbrella.

My sense of direction is perfect I just wanted to try a different route home and her bus stop just happened to be there.

What is you’re opinion of our care homes at present do you think we could raise some more capital to help.

No George that was yesterday do you not remember we discussed sex education as well.

It’s good for our elderly patients to regain what they had forgot about.

Yes and they are earning again some of them even like it but the creams are expensive lets look into that not literally.

Very moderate sales in the perfume department this year and my wife has not bought any new brands.

How do I know I’m always the guinea pig am I not smell this smell that I know more about the smell of .

As I was saying perfume sales.

I wonder if that builder is ever going to finish our extension don’t know what brought that into my head.

Did anyone see that Tarzan movie last night that actor playing Tarzan is the double of our builder big muscled.

Never new she liked those movies.

Anyway who wants some sherbet lets get stoned and see what the day brings just joking get of the table Ralph.

What did we not learn at boarding school a time and a place for everything and that was usually Miss Prentices class what.

She was a great friend of daddies as well you know and no wonder she had a lock like that anybody seeing what she taught would well she was fun what.

Tomorrow we must attend the conference at the guild hall one of the mayors rumbles.

Good old tax payer saves a fortune on launches oh I do love that new French cook they employed at Marcos.

Makes a lovely Marengo and he can cook as well you should see the size of his rolling pin.

Now those who are going to Italy next week sorry about the early flight but the less the people know the better what and the pilot has been great about the hour.

So any more questions what do you mean cash I paid you last month.

What and with the corruption scandal in government we have got to be very careful.