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Non duality and chicken wings don't mix.
Being in love with a non dualist / Koundalini child can be fun but has it’s challenges. I tend to be meat and potatoes in my thinking, and the idea of living in alternate realities at the same time takes some getting accustomed to.The first time I tried it I kept getting my realities crossed, and confused, and wound up two states away trying to get to a dental appointment. It takes practice. The first night we slept together I kept waking up and reaching for her but she wasn’t there. A woman thing I thought until the third night. I realized when I heard the cat crying that she was hovering above the bed with the cat trying to get down. It was then I learned my first lesson in what you don’t do to get your mate back to bed. When you poke them with your foot they drop, and if you happen to be under them, they drop hard, and so does the cat, and the plate of chicken wings she fell asleep eating. She was one pissed non dualist, but at least the cat had plenty to lick. Now I have her tethered to the bed post. It’s safer when the windows are open.
The idea that we live in the past present and future all at once was a little tough for my boss to figure out especially since I work for a shipping company. I haven’t quite figured that out yet either, but what the hell do I know anyway. I’m still trying to figure out how to use a shoe horn, and I wear sandals.
But you deal with all those little inconveniences because to be honest the sex is the most incredibly wild and intensely erotic experience you can imagine. For those who haven’t experienced the kama sutra I recommend it along with a good chiropractor. Our favorite is" the mares position" When a woman forcibly holds you in her yoni (Thats what she calls it) the lingam ( how cute) after it goes in you can't get the damn thing out with out a pry bar. She has a trained yoni. Don’t ask me why she calls it yoni I don't know. How it all works I don't know that either just don't try pulling it out. If you don't it feels pretty good, as long as I keep my eyes closed so I don’t see the positions I’m bent into.I couldn’t find one of my legs till I had totake a piss. It was over my head.
So guys if she says she’s a non dulist don’t think about it, Just fasten the seat belt and kick back for the ride of your life, lock the cat out. Bring a rope, and make sure the last thing she tastes isn't a chicken wing. Oh yes a crow bar .You don't want to stay attached when she starts floating.
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The idea that we live in the past present and future all at once was a little tough for my boss to figure out especially since I work for a shipping company. I haven’t quite figured that out yet either, but what the hell do I know anyway. I’m still trying to figure out how to use a shoe horn, and I wear sandals.
But you deal with all those little inconveniences because to be honest the sex is the most incredibly wild and intensely erotic experience you can imagine. For those who haven’t experienced the kama sutra I recommend it along with a good chiropractor. Our favorite is" the mares position" When a woman forcibly holds you in her yoni (Thats what she calls it) the lingam ( how cute) after it goes in you can't get the damn thing out with out a pry bar. She has a trained yoni. Don’t ask me why she calls it yoni I don't know. How it all works I don't know that either just don't try pulling it out. If you don't it feels pretty good, as long as I keep my eyes closed so I don’t see the positions I’m bent into.I couldn’t find one of my legs till I had totake a piss. It was over my head.
So guys if she says she’s a non dulist don’t think about it, Just fasten the seat belt and kick back for the ride of your life, lock the cat out. Bring a rope, and make sure the last thing she tastes isn't a chicken wing. Oh yes a crow bar .You don't want to stay attached when she starts floating.
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