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Passing Gas ~
> > Passing Gas! > > > > > > > > ***I was in a > > restaurant earlier > > today when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.. The > > music > > was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. > > > > > > > > > > After a couple > > of songs, I > > started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that > > everybody was > > staring at me.... > > > > > > > > Then I suddenly > > remembered that > > I was listening to my iPod. > > > > > > > > > > ...and how was your day? http://www.freedomofspeech.netfirms.com/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Smile. You're on candid life! ~ Anna