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"Why Are You So Mean?"
This will be short.
If you consider me to be mean, we have incompatible personalities and should not interact.
Please ignore my writing.
If you cannot ignore my writing I promise you will not be happy with the ensuing interaction and I will not care and will work to make our interaction as entertaining for me as possible until I provoke you into never dealing with me again.
If you need a more in depth explanation, too bad.
If you consider me to be mean, we have incompatible personalities and should not interact.
Please ignore my writing.
If you cannot ignore my writing I promise you will not be happy with the ensuing interaction and I will not care and will work to make our interaction as entertaining for me as possible until I provoke you into never dealing with me again.
If you need a more in depth explanation, too bad.