Fishwivery limprick

 There once was a fish wife named Pam,who caught the disease of the clam.It grew a long, weird, red mustache and  beard; resembling Yosimite Sam. Her hubby thought this  amazing, although, a little hair raising.A clam that explodes, shouts "Great horny toads !" ,straddles him, pistols a blazing . Poor hubby's soon swelled up in pain,grew hard hairy shell and a mane.His great gooey duck looked like friar Tucktheir sex life went right down the drain Tuck without any protection, already slick with  infection slammed into that clam it shut with a bam,bent as in genuflection! By Jove