Did I miss anything? Everyone seems to be writing about frogs all of a sudden! Do I have to do a frog poem, too, so I won't feel left out?

Here's a little frog story:

A man walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer. The barman, setting down the glass in front of the newcomer, notices a frog sitting on the bar top. The frog croaks: "Kiss me, kiss me. I am an enchanted princess. I will marry you if you break the spell. All you have to do is to kiss me." The barman says: "Hey, mate, why don't you kiss the frog?" - "Why would I do that?" the man replies. "A wife will be nagging at me, telling me not to go to the pub, yada, yada... A frog that can speak is way more interesting!"

Have splendid holidays, everyone!

I am looking forward to my break from work (starting the day after tomorrow) and finally finding the time to read and comment on all your work again!