truth?

Well, what is truth?
Haven't you heard?
Heard what?
Truth is out -passe- it's services are no longer required.
Your lying.
Lying doesn't exist anymore
It's objective reasoning
Everything is subjective
I don't think I like that
OK then you don't exist.
But I do exist
No you don't. You are hear by confined to the realm of antiexistentialism
I am the center of the universe, and I determine irrationality.
Where does that come from?
A big primordial ball of matter that blew up and created the universe .Putting me in the center
Oh I see so everything is the result of nothing intelligent ;or whatever you want to believe:That's truth?
Now you're getting it.
You take a golf ball put some ketchup on it and in a billion years there you are.
So where did the ketchup and golf ball come from? Tiger Woods on the ninth hole?
Why am I talking to someone that doesn't exist?
Because you can hear me?
That's a lie.
I thought there was no lying
I thought I mentioned subjective reasoning..There are no absolutes. Good is bad and bad is good. right is wrong and wrong is right.
Doesn't that make things a little confusing?
Yes,but there's room for everybodies opinion, understanding, religion; don't you just love it?
Yes as much as the headache you just gave me.
Somehow I think theres a better way..If we can agree that love is good than that's a start.Or simpler yet that lying is bad and truth is good.