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Suggestions & Ideas On How To Be Unhappy
Suggestions & Ideas On How To Be Unhappy
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Make little things bother you. Remember: don't just let them, make
them.
Lose you perspective on things and keep it lost: never put first
things first.
Always build yourself up at the expense of others.
Never - I mean never - say "I'm sorry."
Get yourself a good worry, make sure it is one that you have no
control over.
See to it that you have no sense of humor. Life is very serious and
you should take yourself seriously.
Be a perfectionist, which means not that you work hard to do your
best, but that you condemn yourself and others for not achieving
perfection.
Be right. Be always right. Be the only one who is always right, and
be rigid in your rightness.
Don't trust or believe people, or accept them at anything but their
worst and weakest. Be suspicious. Always believe and insist that
others always have hidden motives.
Make sure you express your unhappiness to your loved ones, every day!
Share the wealth, take them with you!
Keep careful track of everything you do for your partner and friends,
and vice-versa. Remember, the person with the highest score loves the
other the most. Be sure to keep your partner and friends appraised of
the score - especially when you are ahead.
Make sure you only show interest in people who will never be there
for you, on any level, ever.
Two words: self-pity and lots of it. The whole world is definitely
against you.
Always compare yourself unfavorably to others. This guarantees
instant misery.
Refuse to be responsible. Let others take care of your needs and
remember the buck never stops here.
Constantly remind your children how they could be the best athlete,
best student, best everything if they would just work out, study, or
do everything just like you. And when they don't do as you advise
them, tell them what losers they are and will be.
Take personally everything that happens to you.
Make this your mantra: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, the world
is against me!
Don't ever let yourself feel pain, fear or sorrow. Instead, turn it
instantly into anger, and then make sure to share that anger with
those around you.
Don't give yourself whole-heatedly to anyone or anything.
And lastly ….
Remember every little wrong that has ever been done to you, real or
imagined. Gather those bad feelings & put them in a bag - warning it
will be a large and heavy package. Then drag that bag behind you
everywhere you go for the rest of your life. It is your ticket to
unhappiness and your reminder and proof of how right you are about
everything!
THE ABOVE WRITTEN BY NESS, one of my co-poets in the Chapbook "Love Whispers"
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Make little things bother you. Remember: don't just let them, make
them.
Lose you perspective on things and keep it lost: never put first
things first.
Always build yourself up at the expense of others.
Never - I mean never - say "I'm sorry."
Get yourself a good worry, make sure it is one that you have no
control over.
See to it that you have no sense of humor. Life is very serious and
you should take yourself seriously.
Be a perfectionist, which means not that you work hard to do your
best, but that you condemn yourself and others for not achieving
perfection.
Be right. Be always right. Be the only one who is always right, and
be rigid in your rightness.
Don't trust or believe people, or accept them at anything but their
worst and weakest. Be suspicious. Always believe and insist that
others always have hidden motives.
Make sure you express your unhappiness to your loved ones, every day!
Share the wealth, take them with you!
Keep careful track of everything you do for your partner and friends,
and vice-versa. Remember, the person with the highest score loves the
other the most. Be sure to keep your partner and friends appraised of
the score - especially when you are ahead.
Make sure you only show interest in people who will never be there
for you, on any level, ever.
Two words: self-pity and lots of it. The whole world is definitely
against you.
Always compare yourself unfavorably to others. This guarantees
instant misery.
Refuse to be responsible. Let others take care of your needs and
remember the buck never stops here.
Constantly remind your children how they could be the best athlete,
best student, best everything if they would just work out, study, or
do everything just like you. And when they don't do as you advise
them, tell them what losers they are and will be.
Take personally everything that happens to you.
Make this your mantra: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, the world
is against me!
Don't ever let yourself feel pain, fear or sorrow. Instead, turn it
instantly into anger, and then make sure to share that anger with
those around you.
Don't give yourself whole-heatedly to anyone or anything.
And lastly ….
Remember every little wrong that has ever been done to you, real or
imagined. Gather those bad feelings & put them in a bag - warning it
will be a large and heavy package. Then drag that bag behind you
everywhere you go for the rest of your life. It is your ticket to
unhappiness and your reminder and proof of how right you are about
everything!
THE ABOVE WRITTEN BY NESS, one of my co-poets in the Chapbook "Love Whispers"