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"Trust me Jonathan YOU do not want to take me on"
Folks, once more, I am neither nice nor patient when it comes to this type of thing and I have never met a person yet who could out-asshole me and it's not because I am smarter or tougher or anything of that sort. It is merely because most folks when they get into this type of pissing contest are looking to be taken seriously and all I am doing is pursuing a hobby for entertainment.
It is really that simple and that really is my only secret. If you are in a flame war with me, I don't care what you say about me because I have already reached the conclusion that you are a waste of air and my entire goal is only to entertain myself. I am not looking for people to agree with me or defend me or hate someone. I never elicit responses or allies because this is a hobby, a joy, a way of practising my improvisational skills.
But I do admit, I find threats amusing and often go out of my way to provoke people when threats are made. It's a character flaw, I know, but as I view threats as the language of the incompetent and I loathe incompetency, well, I'm OK with that.
So hate me or like me or whatever, just be aware that should you decided to "take me on" that I will respond in as personal and direct manner as I can manage to anger and provoke you as quickly as possible. I will be insulting and demeaning and dismissive and I will enjoy every moment of it.
It's what I do when I perceive a bully.
Oh, and have a nice day!
It is really that simple and that really is my only secret. If you are in a flame war with me, I don't care what you say about me because I have already reached the conclusion that you are a waste of air and my entire goal is only to entertain myself. I am not looking for people to agree with me or defend me or hate someone. I never elicit responses or allies because this is a hobby, a joy, a way of practising my improvisational skills.
But I do admit, I find threats amusing and often go out of my way to provoke people when threats are made. It's a character flaw, I know, but as I view threats as the language of the incompetent and I loathe incompetency, well, I'm OK with that.
So hate me or like me or whatever, just be aware that should you decided to "take me on" that I will respond in as personal and direct manner as I can manage to anger and provoke you as quickly as possible. I will be insulting and demeaning and dismissive and I will enjoy every moment of it.
It's what I do when I perceive a bully.
Oh, and have a nice day!