Global Warming - A Warning!

Hear those scientists rant (for another fat grant)

“Global warming is all down to you!”

It’s just one more scare, the usual hot air,

For LIFE generates Co2 .

Windmills cover the land, but winds blow to no plan,

So their output’s dependant on weather.

Fossil fuels don’t attract like a nuclear reactor

We’ll be radio-active forever.

Al Gore and his cronies are maybe not phonies

When telling us its our own fault

But a failed politician still has some ambition

So listen with pinches of salt.

CJD and cold fusion, the Y2K illusion ,

Avian ‘flu - all show flaws in our systems

So the next Science fright, just answer, “AYE, RIGHT”

For their failures are too long to list them.