Chappell (2009)

I see your cleavage, as you lean over
And I begin to sign my name
To the cover, of one of my books
I can't help but try to refrain
 
From telling you, you know your wrong
Starting with your blouse, and not to forget your skirt
Did I mention, your cleavage is still showing
I know you just came to flirt
 
Although flattered and even somewhat intrigued
Your dress attire, says it all
You need a male's attention,
If you changed your (mental) wardrobe
Then you just might
Be able to get "him" to listen
 
Whe I say "him", I mean the One
Who could potentionally care for you the most
Sorry, I'm not that man
I really just came to host,
 
My very first, book signing
There're lots of women out there like you
Who just keep on trying
To attract the elusive knight
The one in shining armor
Able to comfort your fears
The one who gives you sight
 
Can lead you the right way
A man more fit
Someone that compliments your purpose
Someone who thinks you're the $&!%
So my next book signing
I look forward to seeing you there
With your man in hand
And NO more cleavage, showing everywhere!