Despite having stuck to my guns in saying that my un-versed un-formatted poems were appropriate, I have adapted them into verse. This came from a few chats with a few people (note: jess and barbara),  and frankly, I am doing this to get more reads and more response to the poems not their formatting. Gradually I am working through all my poems to properly format them for your eyes, so you may be finely able to read them. Appreciated your comments over the months and how you all have stuck by me through this poetically difficult, heh. Me and my poems will now out ourselves to the world and you can all love them like I do. They're your maidens too, not just mine.