Oh, Ms. Park!

Nice party,

Ms. Marty.

Let's see

Who's here:

I see

There's old Ms. Johnson

And Mezzena.

There's Ms. Manson.

Over there's Ms. Bessie

Anne Johansson.

And I can't omit,

Even a little bit,

Our Betty Ann Jo Hansen.

And also

Ms. Gerard and Ford,

And then Mizzenmast,

Mizmaze,

And---oh, my lord!---

I mustn't leave

Out stout Mesarch,

Nor Mesmeric,

Nor young Mesmerize,

Nor even one who's ofttimes

Feelin' homely Lester

Out: Ms. Fannie Park.