Hair envy to the max

I (just some Caucasian day tripping dude)
felt way to embarrassed to axe
the cashier his name,
nor express any physical attraction,
uneasy expressing appeal to certain women,
whose puffed up hair doo
common among so called blacks
whose afrocentric, eco-centric
(just a hunch -
backed by Quasimodo),
and visage induces
imagining himself androgynous
and receiving comeuppance as climax
whose unassuming presence detracts
(from the sudden inferiority complex)
willingly surrendering energy
and time to craft heavenly elegiacs
even though a heterosexual baby boomer,
yet readily admit at attest
to being attracted, enchanted,
and immobilized (as if momentarily frozen)
to unnamed employee at Lidl
(married yet celibate former
Norwegian Bachelor farmer dems dah facts
simile (pronounced /ˈsiməlē/),
who would pay
with any number of greenbacks
to be bestowed, gifted, and vested
with such stunning appearance,
which immediately hi-jacks
this particular shopper,
who felt intimidated
by exquisite by exceptionally
good looking physical attributes
videlicet who unwittingly
poised to strike blinded
by such aesthetic bounty,
and no doubt a young or old females
could understandable experience
immediate infatuation and wanna
steal away with him
and right then and there
feel helplessness overtake her,
and genuinely swoon
for real and and hope
to be whisked away
to never never land
as purloined inamorata
hashtagged as their "shadowy warrior,"
or more specifically "gendarme,"
or self titled "Caped Crusader"
donning genetics that wrought
such a handsome and tall young man,
whose non-verbal body language
would without question
affect an observer
(such as yours truly)
with indelible impacts
within me noggin,
whereat his fashionably acceptable attire
donning casual slacks trumpeted modesty
if you don't believe me
see for yourself
and forthwith make tracks
for Lidl (located at 1831
East Ridge Pike, Royersford, PA 19468),
nevertheless as a wordsmith
of the male persuasion lemme wax
and wane poetic,
and consider yourself lucky
to read thus far unsure how thee re:yaks
and vicariously experience
beholding a mortal on par with Adonis
considered the god
of male handsomeness
in Greek mythology,
renowned as the ideal
of masculine beauty
originally a mortal lover of Aphrodite,
his cult adopted from the Phoenicians,
and he eventually became a figure
associated with both desire
and the cyclical nature
of beauty, death, and rebirth.