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May 14, 2025
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Having a Baby. (The Harsh Reality).
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Oh! Fuck.
Never again.
About This Poem
Review Request Intensity: I want the raw truth, feel free to knock me on my back
Editing Stage: Editing - rough draft
Comments
Lavender
11 months 1 week ago
Having a Baby
Hello, Alex!
Ha, ha!
Spot on, You Clever Bard!
L
Alex Tanner
11 months 1 week ago
Hello L.
Thanks L This was easy, just remembered my wife in childbirth, though we went on to have 2 more. Alex.
Candlewitch
11 months 1 week ago
Hello Alex,
that about sums it up. were you in the delivery room with your wife when she made this statement? LOL, I enjoyed the moment of your poem!
*hugs, Cat
Alex Tanner
11 months 1 week ago
Hi Cat.
I was indeed in attendance at the birth of all three. What a difference, with the first there was barely enough room, doctors and nurses everywhere, with the third Just me and the midwife in attendance, (and I kept nipping out to check the cricket score). Alex
Rula
11 months ago
Hello sir Alex
Much is said in few words.
You summed up the whole process. Wow!
Alex Tanner
11 months ago
Hi Rula
Thanks must go to my wife. Alex
Rula
11 months ago
:)
:)